I Prefer Beige

This piece comes from the "Not My Collector" series, a satirical body of work seen through the eyes of imaginary critics and trolls who just don’t get it. Each critic voices a familiar put down, and the artwork refuses to shrink to fit it.

In this case the critic line reads, I prefer beige, something plain that matches my sofa. The fictional critic may not get it, but the work doesn’t bend to their taste. Not My Collector has always stood for the idea that if they don’t get it, I’m probably on to something.

The critic for this piece is Sue Perficial, a collector of lace doilies, compliments, and village jam trophies. Obsessively tidy and devoted to order, she believes everything has its place, except abstract art. Her comment appears on the companion giclee print.

The original canvas features the face painting on its own. The critic comment does not appear on the original.

Each original comes with a same size companion giclee print featuring the critic’s commentary. Together they form a diptych, the work itself and the world that tries to define it. Whether displayed together or kept separate, they complete the Not My Collector story.

Details

Original mixed media on standard depth canvas

50 × 60 cm

Abstract face only

Companion giclee print

50 × 60 cm

Face plus critic comment

Fine art giclee print.

Framed behind acrylic glazing in the same frame style as the original piece.

Framing included

Clean, contemporary frame (black, white, or natural). You choose the colour after purchase.

UK delivery

The price includes UK shipping and packaging.

Please allow up to 21 days for framing and dispatch. Each original and companion giclee is produced and framed to order to ensure the highest quality.

International delivery

I currently ship original artworks within the UK.

International delivery for originals can be arranged on request.

If you are outside the UK and would like to purchase an original, please contact me before ordering to discuss options and pricing.